Adam Schoenfeld

Hi, I'm Adam Schoenfeld, not the Poker Player, but the other one. This is my tumblr. Interesting or amusing things I come across online will find their way here.

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from the tricycle ep of how i met your mother...

  • Marshall: Okay, new scenario: We're caught in a car crash, you die, I'm left parylized. Two sexy nurses come in with a 6-pack of wine coolers. I try to blink at them in morse code [bats eyes] Please... no... I love my dead wife. But they're medical professionals and I have to assume this is good for me.
  • Lily: Fine, sleep with your nurses. Tonight you ride the unicycle.